My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
And my parents said I crawled through the house
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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