come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Four minutes until I can fart!
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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