i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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