That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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