love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
He better not be in your backpack
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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