i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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