I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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