We won't sleep together?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
my poor anus
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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