i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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