Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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