saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I touched a dick in church today
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