After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
