I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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