Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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