I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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