So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Help me help you realize you are a moron