i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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