Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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