Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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