Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Be still, my beating vagina.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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