I think I died a long time ago.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
this is an emotional support booty call
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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