He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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