you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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