There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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