theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He felt like a one man threesome
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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