I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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