god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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