it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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