just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
You need a sexual gate keeper
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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