My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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