Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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