I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Randomize
