Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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