I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Porn is love you can see.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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