I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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