So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I queefed so loud it echoed.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize
