his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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