doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
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