Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
The adults are the big ones right?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
why is half of my head shaved?
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