Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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