what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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