Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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