I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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