think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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