apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
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I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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