Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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