Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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