okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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