my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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