Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
