I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize