did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
This house was built for laser tag.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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