Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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