apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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