real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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