Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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