For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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