Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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