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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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