So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
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Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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